wank face

if someone makes a face while in public and it looks like the face they make when they masturbate

Dude 1: dude, John looks way too happy in that photo
Dude 2: Yeah, bet thats his wank face

by TheDudeWithTheDefinitions November 23, 2011

Reverse Monkey Face

The role reversal of a standard Monkey Face, involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair but with a twist. Firstly the female pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the female withdraws the man's penis from her mouth and ejaculates his semen all over his own face, the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen while shouting "reverse monkey face".

Pedro: "Why is Ed so pissed this morning?"
Thalia: "Because I reverse monkey faced that stupid ass last night"
Pedro: "I love you"

by Tr1stan August 24, 2008

bold face lie

A term used in reference to newspaper headlines printed in bold face type, which are outright lies. Such headlines are only intended to sell newspapers, not to publish truth.

Although Truman won the election, the newspaper headline proclaimed "DEWEY WINS" before the election results were official. At best it was wishful thinking; at worst it was a bold face lie. So much for the credibility of the news media.

by hog wire January 18, 2009

punch-you-in-the-face

A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".

I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

Birth control face

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"

Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate

by Chorizo expert June 12, 2021

president fuck face

Donald Trump

Look on TV, it's president fuck face!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

My face is spicy

What D.C. rioters shouted right after doing a bump of smack

After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.

by Uncle Joosie April 11, 2021