Tiny Car Syndrome

what one experiences when looking for a parking space in a crowded lot, seeing an empty spot in the distance, only to find it filled by a tiny car, ie: Mini cooper, VW Beetle, Yugo, or the like.

A couple driving around for five minutes in a parking lot...

Girlfriend (points finger): Oh! there's one!

Boyfriend: Score!

Girlfriend: Aww damnit, it looked like an open spot.

Boyfriend: I know, that was a bad case of Tiny Car Syndrome.

by pistola pietrovka February 19, 2010

best friend syndrom

(usally hapens to guys) is when the person you like is also a really good frined and they would rather be good frineds

guy talking to guy friend: hey dude i talked to amber last night about goin out and she said that she really liked me and that i was like her best friend.
guy friend: haha it sounds like you got best friend syndrom goin on

by cheeze32 January 10, 2010

school love syndrome

School love syndrome is something that u only get in the holiday or on days u don't come to school. It is when you feel regret for something you either did or didn't do. There are different types of school love syndrome. One is where u feel guilty for liking/asking out someone that u don't like. Another is when you are mean to someone that likes you. It can also be when u know that someone likes you, but they're mean to you. You usually spend most of or all of your holidays thinking about one person. School love syndrome can happen to both girls and boys from anywhere between 11-17 years old. It is most common when both the people don't know each other or don't talk very often. It can also happen on school camps.

*first day of term*
"Is he still angry at me?" She asked his best friend.
"He said he thought about how mean he was all holidays."

(Must be school love syndrome...)

by What am I May 16, 2014

baby head syndrome

An affliction of the head in which it appears like that of an infant.

"My, your head exemplifies the epitome of baby head syndrome!"

by vorschlaghammer December 2, 2009

Amanda Bynes syndrome

when a child star loses everything as an adult when they can't tell fiction from fact; there is no cure

Lindsay Lohan is one of many former child stars who has suffered from Amanda Bynes syndrome.

by AdolfHitler69 February 19, 2015

Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome

This may also refer to girls: Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome (BBS) occurs when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other wearing one of your shirts or hoodies and you either a) just find it completely adorable or b) find it sexually appealing, which it is more often found in the latter and referred to as "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome". Though it is typically known with mainly shirts and hoodies, it can refer to any artifact of clothing.

Sandy: What is BBS?

Miranda: BBS? Oh "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome" could be defined as when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other wearing one of your shirts or hoodies and you either a) just find it completely adorable or b) find it sexually appealing, which it is more often found in the latter and referred to as "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome". Though it is typically known with mainly shirts and hoodies, it can refer to any artifact of clothing.

Sandy: OHHH

by Raven Nevermore January 25, 2017

The Jenna marbles syndrome

The urge to always fuck your self up

First person:What happened to her/him? *points at a person with fucked up hair/face
Second person:oh she has the Jenna marbles syndrome

by What the fuck Richard August 17, 2018