pussy on your sideburns

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky

Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"

by Yank meplease December 2, 2009

Roundhouse pussy kick

When you're fucking a chick and she tells you she has an std, you pull out quickly out roundhouse her in the pussy

Dude, i was fucking this chick last night and she told me she had herpes, I roundhouse pussy kicked the shit out of her

by Nutbusterdeluxe December 21, 2009

fire hydrant pussy

a girl whose pussy discharges like a fire hydrant

I had that "fire hydrant pussy" last night and it flooded out my neighbors downstairs.

by moodybitch August 15, 2010

Deep Pussy Day

Deep Pussy Day is celebrated on the 18th of November.

«This girl has a really deep pussy!”
“Today is the Deep Pussy Day.”

by pasha zilbershteyn November 18, 2019

Peeneroni Pussy Pop

A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop

Jane: Did you bring protection?
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

After Prom Pussy

When a females shame hole is extraordinarily sweaty causing it to smell like week old fish wrapped in sourdough bread.

" Yo, I went to go down on Katie and when I pulled down her panties, noxious fumes bellowed out of her After Prom Pussy"

by The Clit Stomper September 10, 2011

Flicking your pussy

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say flicking your pussy as a way of telling people, usually females, that you are just kidding around.

Kyle: Wow, did you know that they are giving away free t-shirts over there?
Sue: No I didn't, I'm gonna go get one right now.
Kyle: Haha you actually believed me, come on i was just flicking your pussy.

by KyleP March 22, 2007