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Penis

The thingy between your legs which is small enough to be considered a pussy
You have a small penis
by AlxR25 November 20, 2021
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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
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penis resin

The reason why women's teeth are so white.
Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!
by DiRT I Tiller May 12, 2018
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Penis

the best thing known to (wom)man......
my penis is so big!
by FrenchieGOAT December 7, 2023
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Penis

A wonderous 3rd leg found of 1/2 of the poopulation, if u see a homoman with his wand out, run directly towards him with asshole counter, make sure to suck all the pps of men
by babbeygurl March 22, 2022
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Penis

A reproductive organ in the male body that is used for urinating and during sex. Penises are generally small and shriveled looking, but when the male is aroused, the penis may expand and become harder. During sex, the penis is put inside another person's body and the male rocks his body back and forth. The male will then soon have an orgasm. During this orgasm, the male will feel a burning sensation in the penis as semen shoots out the tip. Search "Semen" for a definition on that part of reproduction.
We're not allowed to say penis in Stacy's house.
Hayley doesn't have a penis.
Lucas has a small penis.
by Аnоnymоus July 17, 2020
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penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)
Boy that lass is instant penis-food.
by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018
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