penis

you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?

Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?

by Charuzu March 27, 2023

Penis

My Penis is so big

Why r u Gäste ? Oh My Penis is so big

by Funzelfister69 January 22, 2020

Penis

A man's second brain.

My penis thought to divorce since she is not a ho.

by Borislav February 16, 2017

Penis

Mine is small. And that is fine

You have such big dick energy you can say you have a small penis

by Inva November 10, 2021

Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.

Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please

by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022

Penis

the best thing known to (wom)man......

my penis is so big!

by FrenchieGOAT December 07, 2023

penis

something that can be consumed by a cunt or tommaso or a tight asshole from syria it can be bought on ebay for 5$ or you can do a penis trade on www.penistrade.cum penis is hard

i wanna trade in my penis for 5$ im smart no not really im now a woman haha i have no cunt nor penis lol omg suck my nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 09, 2017