Ass Bag

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

by Your Heniness March 28, 2019

bag

when ur straight friend doesnt wanna use the actual slur

U FUKING BAG

by froggy 🐸 August 9, 2021

Ball that and a bag of chips

A really good blow job.

Did y’all hook up last night?

Yeah, it was ball that and a bag of chips.

by Jizzmaster0 May 14, 2022

She Bag

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. She Bag is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a She Bag! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

marble bagging

When your Scrotum is long enough to envelope a penis. The goal is to get a Testicle on either side of the shaft.

I was marble bagging this guy in the alley last night.

by Aloha01! April 22, 2020

Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

When two sexual partners engage in 69, the person on top then shits on the person underneath’s face

Sorry, i will be late tonight i must have another shower as my wife just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

Oh my, you seem to be turtle necking, do you want to stop or would you like to give me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag?

by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021

Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.

Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”

by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024