Hot Monkey Love

To engage in hot serious sex. To go at it with the prowless of a monkey. In that you actually make each other wanna make noises similar to that of a screaming monkey.

We got our freak on last night, We made 'hot monkey love' !!

by krunchie December 3, 2003

True Love

Greg and Nikki.

True love needs no example, Greg and Nikki are the example.

by Nikkkkkkkkkkkkki December 9, 2008

My love life

Pure nothing.

Nothing except the v o i d.
V O I D a n d s a d n e s s
I cri

Depressed person - I will never find love *sigh* my love life... *cries*

by DON'T EAT DEM TIDEPODS July 9, 2018

former love pirate

used to be a Love Pirate. A person that chases (and captures... arrgh) the partner of a friend (or enemy). Someone who steals the affection of others... when they are in a partnership with other.

he is a former love pirate because he has a girlfriend now.

by theperry May 5, 2008

im in love with an egirl

1. A song written by Wilbur soot

2. Simp.

Person one: have you heard im in love with an egirl?

Person two: by Wilbur soot, the simp song? Yeah!

by L'Azalee February 22, 2021

Real Chance of Love

A television show on the channel Vh1. Real and Chance are brothers who got their own show called Real Chance of Love, where they try to find love my moving a bunch of hussies into a house and making the girls fight over them. Real and Chance came to Vh1 in order too fall in love with New York, who had a show called I Love New York. New York came to Vh1 in order to find love with Flavor Flav, on his show The Flavor of Love. Favor Flav came to Vh1 on the Surreal Life - but that has nothing to do with Real Chance of Love, and neither did half of this definition - but it gets the point across that Vh1 is pretty messed up. Real Chance of Love aired October, 2008

Person 1: are you going to watch Real Chance of Love tonite??

Person 2: Hell no.

by Max!@! March 24, 2009

sucka free love

sucka free love means a dating or marital relationship free from games, fakery, manipulation, abuse, control, fraud, or frontin'. Loving sucka free means you wisely choose your romantic partners and have no problem nexting chumps, losers, cheats or emotionally unavailable chicken heads from your life. Sucka free love means you love and respect yourself more than you ever love someone else.

Todd woke up one morning next to his new girl Ramona and shivered thinking about that controlling jealous witch he was dating last year realized he finally hknew what sucka free love was all about!

by Deborrah Cooper March 9, 2008