get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up

The stage of you falling hard to the ground and no matter how hard you try, you cannot get back up.

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!
That means that you're old.

by XXXCHICKENXXX December 13, 2012

I went to go get a soda

Guy code to indicate that the user is going to watch porn.

Past tense: I went to go get a soda

Present tense: I'm getting a soda

Future tense: I'm going to go get a soda

Girlfriend: why haven't you answered any of my calls?
Boyfriend: oh, I went to go get a soda

Girlfriend: oh, okay

by WeKnow. May 27, 2015

rather get caught with it than without it

Getting caught "with it" means that you are prepared and ready to bear arms if faced with a lethal encounter.

Cameron: Uhhh I am an idiot and I am gay and I don't stay strapped
Tom: rather get caught with it than without it
Tom: bang* bang* bang*
Me af: Lmao Cameron is dead LOL

by j money fr fr August 11, 2022

GOMYN (Get Off My Nuts)

1. a term of endearment; often use when one person displays excessive concern towards another individual 2.) a term of arrogance used to belittle an hater's hatred towards the person being hated on.

Girl: Hey, you (male) look real nice to today.

Male: You know what you can do?
Girl: What?
Male: GOMYN (Get off my nuts)

or

Hater: He (Star) always act like he running things.
Star: GOMYN (Get off my nuts)

by JustSay'n September 6, 2011

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021