Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013

we all do things the way we do

A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.

Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story

Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"

by bemjanin September 20, 2020

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Doing A Chedge On It

Forming an intimate relationship with a Mexican in order to facilitate the passing of his/her citizenship application.
In some cases, this may require marriage but, in most countries, Thursday night saucy sessions will suffice.

"Did you hear about Emma?"
"No, what?"
"She's Doing A Chedge On It with her new bandito boyfriend, Sanchez".

"I can't believe J-Lo is Doing A Chedge On It, I thought she'd never leave Ben".

by treadstone71 November 28, 2011

Do your thang dog

Stop being lame af

Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.

by DudeWhoIsNotLame September 3, 2016

do

like youre agreeing with someone, or emphasizing what they are saying in a sentence.

mahmood: "we are gonna do our work in the pod"
Chris: "do"

by yzzychris November 21, 2019

DOING A CONROY

DOING A CONROY is a British slang term for an informant who turns King's evidence, often in return for protection and immunity from prosecution. In the British criminal world, police informants have been called "CONROYS" since the late 1930s, and the "doing a CONROY" prefix was coined by journalists in the 1980s 1990s to describe those who witnessed against fellow criminals in a series of high-profile mass trials in the North-east of England at the time

HE GOT ARRESTED & GAVE EVIDENCE AGAINST HIS CO ACCUSED
He "did a conroy" he is DOING A CONROY

by MUCKY FINGERS April 21, 2023