magical girl bertram is someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda but as a drag king). he is a natural at the toss-toss and desperately needs to transform like a magical anime girl. he is a nerdy girl in an american high school movie hiding behind glasses who just needs a glow-up and all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER he's a lesbian. he also doesn't need hrt - hrt needs him. he sprinkles a trail of fairy dust wherever he goes. we all know and love magical girl bertram.
by smellerbeller March 17, 2026
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A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
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Get the 《7.9.7.6.》Berrinche, berrInche, berrinchE《.7.9.7.6.》 mug.Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.
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