Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 06, 2021

Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 24, 2021

Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

Penis Cheese

nifty the r6 teamkiller

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt

by Lord Word god October 08, 2020

Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

by The Grimm one September 05, 2022

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 26, 2017

Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021