Penis

A fun little dangly thing

Stop playing with your penis!

by FatDude116988 May 23, 2023

Penis

The thing the slaps your legs for some ducking reason

Chad: yo dude my penis hurts
Adam: use a condom instead

by That one guy you hate 2345 May 24, 2023

Peni

Bro it's just Penis without the "S." you searched this because your curious aren't you?

Me: Peni

Him: "S"
Me: Penis

by Imthehamman May 25, 2023

Penis

Penis=Sex

I want to suck your penis.

by PheonixFire69420 May 30, 2023

penis

the thing that hangs between males legs it’s used for piss and cum

person 1: stop showing me your throbbing penis

person 2: fuck no
person 2: now suck

by Jehne_man May 30, 2023

penis

a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .

person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker

by the cod nerd definer May 31, 2023

Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.

Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!

by haha or satin June 3, 2023