I'm all fingers

When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.

(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!

by The Oppisop June 03, 2015

Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024

pitty fingers

When he fingers you out of pitty

«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him

by Pittyboi November 14, 2017

Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

by Spenny for real February 26, 2012

Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.

"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."

by KleverJester October 10, 2018

Special Finger Painter

A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint

"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"

by PlanesWalker October 28, 2012

finger energy

The physical energy expended from the creation and distribution of a text message.

That last text message was useless, I’m not sure why you even wasted the finger energy.

by Wartian Faction November 22, 2020