no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year

"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"

by Tymeggs October 4, 2021

Yeez Nuts

What you say when something unlucky happens to you.

Stefan: "My bitch cheated on me last night."
Zach: This do be a yeez nuts moment."

by Zodiac Zach September 25, 2021

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm

Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point

by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017

Nut Tuck

When you get a medical procedure to lift your drooping nut sack otherwise know as a scrotal tuck/lift

Damn man, my balls are hanging so low I’m gonna have to get a Nut Tuck

by Toilet Nuts June 7, 2018

No Nut November

Radio and TV station playing again Mariah Carrie for the 1000time.And your dick gets Erectile dysfunction.

Radio plays song:Mariah Carey “All I Want for Christmas is You. While a couple is about to sleep together.
Husband/Boyfriend:Honey i need to see Doctor.Cuse i can't get hard.

No Nut November

by DrunkBat November 1, 2021

Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.

Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.

by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023