Cunt

A good friend

Also makes Americans mad

Makes American citizens have and instant sex change.

Scott is an American cunt

by Sir sits alot January 6, 2024

Cunt

A word that’s considered super vulgar in America for some reason, but in most other English speaking countries it’s pretty much just a synonym for bastard. Apparently refers to the labia minora or some other vagina part

This is my friend Tony, he’s a little cunt but I love him

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.

Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.

by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024

Thunder Cunt

The cunt of all cunts, someone who is so demonic and miserable that they forecast hell on everyone around them with their cuntiness

Mrs. Gianini is such a Thunder Cunt!

by RoosterMav232323 January 8, 2024

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024

Hepatittis of the cunt

Refers to hepatitis in general. It is an antiquated expression of obscure origin. It's not well known what the cud part is. It seems very out of place. Indeed, HEPA means liver. Hepatitis is an inflammation of the liver, not any kind of genitals. However, it can be sexually transmitted. So that loosely connects it to the word cunt. The additional T in hepatittis is a mispronunciation by lay people who weren't well versed in medical terms. So what is known about the expression is that there were at least two drifts from its original form. Indeed it was like a game of telephone. Now it is regarded as a very shocking phrase using the word cunt. What's more, it makes no distinction about a person's gender. Men and women alike can contract hepatittis of the cunt

I cannot go in that public bathroom. The toilets are filthy. That'll give you hepatittis of the cunt.

by Sir Carlton January 17, 2024

Donkey Cunt

A female of severely low intelligence who is without class and is always begging for an ass-beating because she hates herself so much.

Stay far away from Donkey Cunt unless you want to see just how deeply a useless person could hate themselves and still be alive.

by DayofReckoning January 19, 2024