National pass month 

National pass month begins November first, for the whole month you will have every single pass. You can do anything you want all month. From slapping ass to punching a bitch in the face.

Guy*slaps girls ass*

Girl “why the duck did you do that?

Guy “it’s national pass month
Girl “oh ok”

National pass month by Yo moms a hoe November 5, 2019

National grab dick day 

Any girl can grab any boy dick

Girl: Grabs boy dick
Boy: WTF
Girl: November 6 National Grab Dick Day

National grab dick day by Idcisded November 5, 2019

National ramen day

A day where you get your favourite noodles and enjoy them. Preferably high as fuck

Omg it’s national ramen day let’s go eat some kimchi

National ramen day by Big daddy Carlos November 6, 2019

National pimp day 

A national holiday that comes once a year on the beautiful day of November 7. We celebrate this day for big pimp which is the mr meaty. So errrbody get yo pimpin on ya diiiggg!!!

Wassup big pimp

Wassup nigglet

You on tha pimpin shi huh?
Hell yeah it’s national pimp day homie

National pimp day by Bigmrmeatpimp November 6, 2019

national get right day 

is November 8th you better get right!

November 8th- “ I’m going to get right tonight, it’s National Get Right Day!

national get right day by ellagotright November 6, 2019

National Unreal Tournament Day 

This is a day to support Unreal Tournament 1999

Hey man, Happy National Unreal Tournament Day // Happy UT Day!

National Unreal Tournament Day by UT99Fan November 7, 2019

National Ps4 rest day 

The day ps4’s should be turned off

Person 1:Yo bro let’s hop on some GTA

Person 2:bro it’s national Ps4 rest day come on man
Person 1:oh shoot almost forgot

National Ps4 rest day by Franlkin daleno November 7, 2019