Skip to main content

T bag

When you lift up your dick and dip you sack into an individuals mouth rapidly as a joke, when your drunk, or during sex.
Jeremy just T Bagged my when I was sleeping I got so pissed I think I still have hair in my mouth
by deontutu May 19, 2019
mugGet the T bagmug.

Cranking Your Bag

It's when you're fucking with somebody
Them. Did you tastes my spaghetti?
Me. Yeah, too much sauce
Them. This is a family sauce motherf...
Me.im just cranking your bag bitch it's good
by ONlyonE_- June 4, 2018
mugGet the Cranking Your Bagmug.

Turkey bag

On thanksgiving chicken heads are getting turkey bagged.
by Sugui July 13, 2022
mugGet the Turkey bagmug.

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.
Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.
by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017
mugGet the mexican punching bagmug.

bag dumping

Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.
What a great party last night. I think I hit somebody with my bag dumping on my way home!
by Jajmj07 November 2, 2015
mugGet the bag dumpingmug.

Moses Bag

Object -

A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.
where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!
by MsJ3ep June 25, 2010
mugGet the Moses Bagmug.

Sheesh Bag

A comprehensive term to describe the likeliness, of a mythical container comprised of soft tissues, found within the realm in which the Lord grasps you. The term "sheesh" describes the legendary contents within the container. The alternative meaning for sheesh, dating back to 3499 B.C. can be revealed within the painful depths of any sulfuric phosphate bearing volcano. One archaeologist by the name of Clothy 6.9. Hobbit, discovered one sentence within the volcano by the name of Krakatoa, which reads " spontaneous vocal eruption resembling the sound of a startled cat being ___ by a ___ du___while simultaneously witnessing the world’s largest pizza being ___to a party of bronies."

Alternative way to use "Sheesh Bag":

You can replace almost any insulting word to your friend with Sheesh Bag.
"You little sheeshbag. Im gonna ruffle your feathers."

"Suck my sheeshbag you freakin twit."

"Quit being a sheeshbag Randy!"

"I had a revealing experience where the legendary Sheesh Bag was in my hands, but you wouldn't understand, I had to use salvia to get to the place I found it."
by My pet snail is a slacker October 30, 2024
mugGet the Sheesh Bagmug.

Share this definition