monkey

what racist people call black people

person: hey you monkey!!
black person:me?
person:yes you black baboon!!

by il0v3m0nkeyss April 5, 2023

monkeys

monkeys are the best animal ever there are sped

monkeys are sped

by sawggggggggggggggg January 25, 2022

Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024

MONKEY

A PERSON THAT GETS A CHICK AND GOOD TO SCORE. DOES DUMB SHIT AND MESSES TGE SITUATION UP. GOES HOME AND WATCHES PORN SIMILAR TO THE LOOK OF WHAT HE JUST MISSED.
MONKEY - MONKHOUSING SYNDROME

Monkey the chimp. Messed up again. Monkey equals monkhousing syndrome

by Corey dr October 10, 2023

Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)

Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.

by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018