doot-ta-do

Someone who drives slow in the fast lane.

There’s been such an increase in people who drive at their own leisure in the fast lane, I had to give them a name.

Move over, doot-ta-do, this isn’t your personal driveway!
Sorry I’m late, there was a doot-ta-do hogging the left lane.

by jgoddess3 August 27, 2025

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Do what you want

Said by a woman to a man meaning ‘don’t actually’ or ‘the real answer is no’.

“Can I put a sticker on the car?” He said. She replied, “Do what you want.” He did not do it because he knew he would be sleeping on the couch

by AlexaJj August 31, 2025

Doing it Teriyaki Style

The Act/action of going to a Japanese Flat top grill eatery (Teppanyaki) and placing ones own penis onto the grill. This action would be accompanied by having ones penis flattened by a Meat Weight.

Johnny was forced to leave the Benihana due to him being on Quaaludes and "Doing it Teriyaki Style".

by Spookilord September 1, 2025

Already doing it

I was already working 80 hours a week when you stole my shit, so no I'm not working for the people who stole from me. Fuck your job.

Hym "I was already doing it. I don't need to work harder. You don't fucking work 80 hours a week you piece of shit how many man-hours is the fucking AI working you fuck! You don't need more you YOU NEED TO PAY ME YOU RETARDED FUCK. If I get YOUR kids, make sure you get HIS kids. That's all I'm saying."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

Ref do something

When a chopped ass nigga pulls some fyne shit and you just need to ask the ref to do something

James: Yo look at Derick over there pulling some fyne shit

John: Bro how he's chopped as fuck

James: I don't know he got it down or somthing

John: YO REF DO SOMETHING!!!

by Seen da been September 7, 2025