The person who's going 25 mph on a busy street; a slow driver; a driver that annoys you due to their slow speeds
Person 1- Bro why are you going so slow the speed limit is 40?
Person 2- Because this mf Doed wants to take his time.
Person 2- Because this mf Doed wants to take his time.
by ruszzan February 9, 2022

Doing a schettino
1. A phrase meaning somebody escaping or abandoning from a place without alerting anyone
Examples: "Jeffrey was doing a schettino when we were going to skydive." "Rodney was trying to be doing a schettino to a escape a haunted house but fell on the road"
Examples: "Jeffrey was doing a schettino when we were going to skydive." "Rodney was trying to be doing a schettino to a escape a haunted house but fell on the road"
by Darrentheshipguy1301 May 3, 2025

Turning up after 10AM to work.
by AttackPanda July 21, 2022

by Garfield135 October 4, 2007

The act of pretending to be an e-girl for lolz but you end up with a collection of dic pics and get exposed to actually be a dude.
Unnamed individual 1: "I surely hope Lucio is not doing a Kery on us"
Unnamed individual 2: "Damn, now that i think of it..."
Unnamed individual 2: "Damn, now that i think of it..."
by StefanK April 5, 2019

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.
Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
