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Jack Hills

A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.

He may also be thinning at an early age.
Jack Hills, boy oh boy I’d love some of your meth
by CraigLuvzKidz December 27, 2024
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Ass-jack

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds
I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.
by David_jason May 26, 2016
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Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
by Mission.Control June 26, 2024
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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Georgian Giggle-jack

The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.
He Georgian Giggle-jacked that guy and while listening to the Georgia news they iggled
by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024
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Not Jacking That

I’m not buying it. Not going for it
Doug said Mike won a million dollars last night playing lottery. Man he still lives with his mother I’m not Jacking that
by Dreamer of Yah October 4, 2021
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