A Caucasian male that belives he's living in the fifties. Plays sports averagely, gets decent girls, gets decent marks, likes classic rock music, Christian, is mildly proud to be Caucasian, but not racist, as it takes too much energy and is morally wrong. Is usualy found today in small suburbs or small Canadian towns. Can usualy be found beating up emo fags, laughing at super nerds, staring at chicks they can't get, because they're not of African decent, being slightly suspicious of homosexuals, playing sports, or ripping on white guys who think they're rappers/black.
Guy 1: "Yo,dowg! Wazzup, bitches?!"
"White Guy, of the Normal Variety.": "Good Lord! You ,sir, can't rap. You call us racist, while you're the one trying to act like an African American, giving them ,and us ,a bad name."
(turning to other guys)
Guy 2: "Come on, guys. Let's leave this loser alone and play football!"
"White Guy, of the Normal Variety.": "Good Lord! You ,sir, can't rap. You call us racist, while you're the one trying to act like an African American, giving them ,and us ,a bad name."
(turning to other guys)
Guy 2: "Come on, guys. Let's leave this loser alone and play football!"
by The Man's Buddy. April 13, 2010
Get the White Guy, of the Normal Variety. mug.There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.
Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.
by namenotusedb4 December 5, 2009
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Get the White trash imbread hilbillies mug.The arrognat arseholes who whinge about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can find. They are rude to people who least deserve it and not the ones who do. They think they can do whatever they like and piss off younger generations around them by being complete know-it-all douche bags and telling them what to do.
Pack of some old fuck 50 something White Middle Aged Australians: "It's too cold", "It's too hot," "The sun is too bright", "it's too dark," "this meal is shit," "do this", "do that."
Me: "Blow my pussy"
Something always has to be wrong
Me: "Blow my pussy"
Something always has to be wrong
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To cheat someone out of something, with intent to gain personal benefit. Can also mean complete lie. A made up story. To deceive purposely.
Person 1: did you find out if she was telling the truth about where she was last night?
Person 2: she said she stayed home but everyone said they saw her at the bar with her friends.
Person 1: sounds about White.
Person 1: I bought a car from the dealership but I think it's a lemon, things have been going out on it left and right.
Person 2: yeah same thing happened to my stepdad when he purchased a car from them, I think they're shysters.
Person 1: did he return the car and get his money back?
Person 2: no they write their own contracts and the way it's written, he can't take it back even though it was a bad deal and unfortunately the laws on their side.
Person 1: Wow, that sounds about White.
Person 2: she said she stayed home but everyone said they saw her at the bar with her friends.
Person 1: sounds about White.
Person 1: I bought a car from the dealership but I think it's a lemon, things have been going out on it left and right.
Person 2: yeah same thing happened to my stepdad when he purchased a car from them, I think they're shysters.
Person 1: did he return the car and get his money back?
Person 2: no they write their own contracts and the way it's written, he can't take it back even though it was a bad deal and unfortunately the laws on their side.
Person 1: Wow, that sounds about White.
by Vikernes616 July 17, 2019
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