Toronto Ketchup Fingers

When you finger a girl on her period, you wipe your fingers on a burger, and you eat it with your partner while masturbating.

I gave my girl the Toronto Ketchup Fingers during dinner yesterday.

by BigFungus88 March 20, 2024

lardy finger

When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.

Whilst drinking a tom Collins

They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger

by Oxygen.6 March 24, 2024

Twinkle fingers

Someone who tippy taps on the computer for a salaried job in HR or similar fields.

Oh look! Twinkle fingers sent his one email for the day

by 5539kk March 25, 2024

Twinkle fingers

Someone who tippy taps on the computer for a salaried job in HR or similar fields.

Oh look! Twinkle fingers sent his one email for the day

by 5539kk March 25, 2024

finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”

“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”

by ashdgg March 28, 2024

Jimmy Fingers

An elderly northern punk rocker who steals other people’s music

Jimmy Fingers has been at it again…
What!

Stealing yet another bands music?
Yep he couldn’t write a tune if it fucked him.
What a cunt!

by PhewNomenal March 28, 2024

4 fingers up

4 Fingers up as a girl means she doesn't have a crush and she is a stoopid girl

Es wird einfach benutzt 4 fingers up

by 133 acht June 5, 2022