friend crush

When you have a crush on someone, but you have absolutely no chance with them so youre just friends.

Another word for " friend-zoned "

person 1: wow she's so pretty! i think i might have a crush on her...

person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.

person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.

by versatiledits January 19, 2019

Lifespan of a gay friend

21 - 22

Lifespan of a gay friend. 21 - 22

by titkok April 24, 2022

Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

Friend

A blue sheep that ghostbur loved and was blown up by dadza

Ghostbur:where’s friend
Dadza:I don’t know mate

by Mcyt January 6, 2021

Friend

The best people on Earth that are always there to not only start your day, but to support you and are always there when you need them!

She's my best friend!

by Lifely May 7, 2019

offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023