The cheese

The act of shoving a wedge of cheese up the anus of a female, then reaching in and pulling out the cheese at high speeds of at least 490mph then eating it.

*slams desk* C H E E S E

I the cheesed myself last night.

by Ur dad’s lawnmower February 2, 2022

Tit cheese

Long chunky nipples on a man that taste like rotten cheese

The breaded milk had become chunky and turned into tit cheese

by Fattittybibba April 15, 2019

cheese glove

When you eat Cheetos or Doritoes and you get that orange powder covering your hands.

The best part of finishing a bag of cheetos, it's sucking off the cheese glove.

by lboogiecheeser April 2, 2015

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

It's a fucking grilled cheese sandwich! IF U LOOKED HERE HOPING FOR A RECIPE THE NAME IS THE RECIPE U DUMB FUCK!

"That guy is a dumb fuck for not knowing what a grilled cheese sandwich is."

by FuckPineapplea May 5, 2018

wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese

dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack

by cowcheesee April 13, 2010

ranger cheese

Smegma. Comes from the colloquial Finnish word "sissijuusto" (lit. ranger cheese)

Not to be confused with cheese ranger.

I had no food while lost in the wilderness, so I almost resorted to eating my ranger cheese.

by Kekkelsman April 12, 2025