Monkey

A term used to describe someone who goes wild, mainly when under the influence.

Did you say James last night? He was such a monkey.

by Monkey McCaul October 14, 2017

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022

Dirty-Monkey

Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*

(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"

by Dirty-Monkey May 21, 2022

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!

A 2004 Disney cartoon aired on the Jetix block with a name that sounds made up but is completely real

Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! Was my favorite show on Jetix

by Shuggazoom June 17, 2025

monkey poo

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG

"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"

by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017