Goose-In-One

Killing a goose with a golf ball and then using the gooses power that you gained from killing it to hit a hole in one.

Evan got a Goose-In-One at the Golf Course
(True story)

by Ryceball August 20, 2025

Not nice one Wez

when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home

"Where's Wez gone?"

"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"

"Not nice one Wez"

by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017

You the only one that my dick could get hard for

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates

People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for

by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025

The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023

One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.

Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.

by Realmack August 1, 2018

I Am One

The best song by The Smashing Pumpkins and also the best song ever.

See you, don't you want to? See you, I am one

by UltimateDoge October 12, 2022

one shot

you did ten damage in a video game and lie to your team saying they’re almost dead.

“BRO HES ONE SHOT KILL Him”

by water like wet July 6, 2021