the girls look 18 but are 12. and they are whores most likely. the guys like dick and getting pegged. the teachers look like alcoholics and pedophiles but the janitor is chill asf.
by Garden Spot High School July 24, 2023
Probably one of the worst schools I'm the world, all there is is fuckboys and girls with 15+ bodies, all you see in the bathroom is nicotine fiends begging you for a hit, also a student caught the BDA teacher beating his meat.
by It don't matter lmao420 March 25, 2022
a school full of jap whores, fuckboys, and incoherent faggots who approach you during lunch. Nothing to do here but constantly smoke weed in class, get into fights, and get dissed by the VSCO girls. “Northports Genius” on YouTube is the is the average explanation of a student. You can’t use the bathroom during class because there is always someone signed out to stay in the commons or toke in the bathroom. NHS is also full of snitches so important people like Curcio get barred. Often tripping janitors can be found in the hallways
by Jen is best sh is warn November 01, 2019
You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA
by Invincidih March 19, 2025
The school where everyone knows everyone. Rumors, Lies, and things spread faster than flies to shit. People Are evil and not your friends. House parents cant cook for nothing. and the admin cant think for nothing.
by kitty kat killer June 03, 2022
This place blows giant horse cocks, if you dont wrestle for KOOTENAI your qualified as straight and have some brain knowledge. However your not completely smart because your still going to fucking KOOTENAI HIGH SCHOOL.
Her: "where do you go to school at?"
You: "Kootenai High School"
Her: "you must be braindead therefore I cant give you head"
You: "Kootenai High School"
Her: "you must be braindead therefore I cant give you head"
by jujudavve August 13, 2020
Houlton is the worst school in the world, it is trash the ceiling leaks, like rumors leak. Basketball is more important then anything and no one learns it's just daycare.
Houlton High School is terrible
by TheCaribouKids April 03, 2019