butt jam occulous

the beggining of time when all men seemed to have a little BUTT in the HOLE. Therefore meaning jamming something similar to and occulous in the butt. making it jamed and constapated.

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by Dr.PeeFinkleWizenderHeimriodPolyphemusJimKarryButtHole April 27, 2007

screw my butt

1. A rare occurrence when something really gay is said by someone when his ass doesnt fit into something and is fed up about it, and sounds really homosexual

2. One thing you never want to say ever as a guy...unless you are into that kind of stuff

1. Kev: Dude you sit in the chair like this you idiot!
Posh: Forget it, screw my butt.
Ak: WTF DID HE JUST SAY?!?!

2. "FUCK! SCREW MY BUTT!!!"
"...Never again"

by the crimson chinnnn January 28, 2009

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot April 29, 2016

Kitten molesting butt fuckers

why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

by idiotdortyknees July 24, 2015

Open a Box of Butt Magic

To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.

*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just totaly opened a box of butt magic in here?!"
or
"heads up..Im about to open a box of butt magic"

by Derek Simons aka D-rock aka Sir Danks November 11, 2006

Going Green Butt Wipe

When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.

Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.

Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.

Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.

by IDropBombz April 06, 2011

Pee In Her Butt

The #1 sign of affection toward the girl that you really like...#2 is to fart on her

Dawg, did you pee in her butt, or fart on her. Let me know how much you like her...cuz i want to pee in her butt

by T$ March 05, 2003