hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.

Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.

by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014

SLAP MY NUTS

MEANS FUCK YOU

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS

by anonymous October 27, 2021

Nut-bag

A nut-bag is a fucking loser that can’t go a week without playing with there penis or watching porn

There are two examples: wow that guy over there is a nut-bag or you can say that guy over there is a Kenny

by Nut-bag November 22, 2021

Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, especially in trans people . Derogatory.

don't go nut picking me because I'm pre-op. i have a good personality

by greg tamaki September 29, 2020

Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation

"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "

by Ding-nut kid October 8, 2022

Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco

Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip”

by Longhead69 December 2, 2023

Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019