stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

No Nut November Official Pass

You can get a no nut November pass for each week that you haven't nutted (This also includes 0 to puberty). This is one of the only ways to get this pass but it can also be gotten like this. Get a girl to give you one or don't nut for a month.

Hey bro did you get the No Nut November Official pass.
Yeah I have 396 of them

by Curiosity's November 28, 2023

Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Nuts

Balls

Ur nuts are big

by anonymous January 30, 2022

nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Nut Crevice

Slang for a woman's vaginal cavity.

"He dumped a load into some woman's nut crevice."

by Timesync March 21, 2023