One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

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one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.

Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.

by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014

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rubning one out

The act of misspelling words while masturbating online.

Jonas was rubning one out when he sexted me about his new imaginary girlfriend.

by ratracer11 May 3, 2014

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Flirtatious Ones

Someone who flirts with everyone regardless of what sex. Can be male or female and unconsciously flirts with everyone. Ends of breaking people's heart because of unintentional flirting.

Person 1: Gosh he so flirty with me!
Person 2: Yep and to the rest of the population. Be careful, he's one of the Flirtatious Ones.

by Alice & Malice June 17, 2014

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one button user

Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.

"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."

by MadMatter007 July 16, 2014

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