vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7

"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"

by kazzysbf March 14, 2021

Penis Shaman

A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.

Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024

Macy with a penis

Jojo

Macy with a penis was supposed to have a cuchie

by Diggidy Wiggidy January 21, 2023

Penis

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)

I'm bored, let me search for penis on urban dictionary

by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021

Penis

male genitalia, so? you shouldnt be searching this up you're most likely 18- if you search this in urban dictionary

''i have a penis''
''ok''

by 1517_ December 1, 2021

Stanford Penis Experiment

It is the Stanford Prison Experiment but instead of prisoners and guards they are just naked and fucking insano fucker mode. like absolutely sloppy sex. in the butt. fuckers and fuckees just going to town

Zanny: Why are you crying during sex?
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔

by peniscockman December 18, 2023

Kylers penis

It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin

He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis

by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018