The Nut

The Nut is our lord and savior. he will bless everyone who believes in him and cruch the neck of those that dont.

The Nut will save us from decontamination

by Thenutbeliever February 20, 2021

fuck nut

a fun nickname for your loving wife

-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian

by muffinman4ever February 18, 2021

Toss Nut

Arrogant person who is also one can short of a six pack or idiot

Fred is such a toss nut

by Deza_82 October 27, 2021

nut-trients

the act of oral gay sex but vore is involved. you rip off each other's dick and eat them.

takumi and ryosuke performed the act of nut-trients. the penis quote "tasted good"

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.

Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!

by Green alien dude March 9, 2018

nut pinch

When a man or she males underwear pinches they're testicals.

In class I saw Johnny doing something under the table so I asked him what he was doing after class and he said "GOD DAMN I HAD A NUT PINCH!!"

by Kawasaki530 February 23, 2014

Nut crust

When you bust a nut and let it sit for a while so it dries up getting all “crusty”

Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!

Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS

by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024