when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really
Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER
Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill
Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill
Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025
Get the Stage 4 penis cancermug. He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.
by kxvin.nyg January 17, 2021
Get the Luchaut’s Penismug. An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.
Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.
by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016
Get the octagon penismug. by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022
Get the Penismug. When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.
by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021
Get the coke penismug. A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are
by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016
Get the Conan penismug. a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid
by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018
Get the penis pilgrimagemug.