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stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.
Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting
by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018
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No Nut November

A stupid month that covers up the real problem. The month is actually called "Mowvember" to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer along with mens suicide rates. Stop covering it up with No Nut November
John: "Dude it's No Nut November!"
Me: "Stop covering up actual issues."
by Fyredog28 November 2, 2020
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No nut November

No but November other wise know as the (hell month) by most boys is when you are not allowed to nut for the entire month of you “fail”
Sheldon:did you fail no nut November already?
Cristian:Yea man sorry I couldn’t halo my self
by SUPERYEETFORNARNIA November 16, 2019
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Dish-nut

Basically dish-nut is the sporting event of all sporting events. It is a little like the track and field maneuver "baton pass". It works a little like this: A group of guys divide themselves into 3 teams of 4 and bust a nut on the girl in their group. It works like a relay, the guys go one at a time and the group that all team members bust a nut on win, you bust a nut and dish the girl to your team member. This is the unheard of sport called Dish-nut
Eddie:It's all up to you Freddie! Maxy, and Zacky already busted on this bitch, so we're dishing her off to you.
Freddie:Alright, I won't let you down guys! I love Dish-nut!!
by D2K47 November 24, 2011
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NUT

Nut (Non utilized talent)
Laura has a master degree in international business but she is still working as a cleaning lady. She is a real nut.
by Sugardaddy February 21, 2018
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Nose Nut

When you taking a fat sip of water, and your homie kills you with a joke and snot shoots out yo nose
*Andrew tells a joke to Cameron while he takes a drink of water, and snot comes out his nose

Brett: YO, Cameron just nose nutted!!!
by PastelCloud7 January 24, 2018
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Nut-Rage

Nut-rage (noun) -When a male becomes uncontrollable with hostile and aggression because of the increased testosterone from not having an orgasm in a set period of time. Usually self-indused and intentional.
The relaxed bonobo monkey was eaten alive by a chimp with nut-rage.

Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.

The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.

Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
by Dabeast22 March 30, 2019
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