Shitty penis

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis

Hey i just got a shitty penis
Did you like it?
HELL YEAH

by i am e February 3, 2021

Penis

A ugly little (sometimes big) thing that lots of people like to sit on, suck, get railed by, lick, step on (cockstepping), and so much more!

bruh yknow bella? she stepped on my penis it was so hot.

holy fuck dude!

by gahmin February 14, 2022

Community Penis

Joseph Rodriguez

Joseph Rodriguez has a community penis he sleeps with anyone and everyone

by Community_Px December 18, 2023

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

penis

tasty

I like eating penis

by ExpressSwartz08 July 15, 2023

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.

You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(

by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017