An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017

by Jishwa's fren May 28, 2024

When you’re drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and start to black out but not fully, you’re definitely close but not quite; in the morning you’ll remember most of the night but there’s def gonna be some missing parts that you have no recollection of.
Last night I had too many shots of Fleichmans and I started to brown out, i remember falling down the stairs but my memory is pretty foggy after that because I was browning out.
by Casual_geeb December 12, 2020

by TheTwistedFalcon June 22, 2019

How did you do on the exam?
Desi kid- I got a Brown F.
You failed?!?
Desi kid- might as well have. I got a B+. My parents are going to kill me.
Desi kid- I got a Brown F.
You failed?!?
Desi kid- might as well have. I got a B+. My parents are going to kill me.
by Frisky dingo May 6, 2013

Coined in 1951, a brown margaret is a sexual act, where one does not wipe after a bowel movement is given a rimjob.
Person 1: "Oh man, last night was crazy, my mouth still tastes terrible."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."
by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025

by sib69er October 20, 2020
