Don't give a monkeys

I don't care about it.

'Hey, how did he get that sandwich?'
'I don't give a monkeys how he got it. I'm off to the pub.'

by Brutus73 December 23, 2011

Big Booty Young Money

A phrase coined by Garrettonimus Horne I, the highest level of self-actualization. Personal Nirvana.

A philosophy adopted by big bootyists.

Also see: Big Bootyism

We need some Big Booty Young Money!

You know what the kids are saying: Big Booty Young Money.

by Garrettonimus March 14, 2013

Return to monke

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

"Reject modernity, return to monke"

by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020

Money-Bitching

Inspired by the movie "Money Ball" - the establishment of a team or lineup in which the most attractive, kind, but also under-rated girls or women are merged in order to create a perfect squadron of bitches.

Guy 1: Dude I hate all our current bitches.
Guy 2: Goodness Gracious! Lets create our own Money-Bitching roster.
Guy 1: Thank the Lordus.

by L. Sharf July 23, 2012

all money in, no money out

1. Refers to intelligently investing one's wealth into something rather than spending or having expenses.

2. Putting currency in rather than out.

Nipsey Hussle said to be smart in life your mind must be at: "All money in, no money out!"

by D ReLL April 2, 2017

Shut Up and Take My Money!

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.

Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"

by ornjoos January 7, 2012

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

by pussy bee October 25, 2019