Fructose Beard

A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.
by barfstormman1 July 18, 2013
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The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
by JRrrrrrrrr March 14, 2011
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Rear Beard

Hair on the asshole that appears similar to that on the face.
"I've got a rear beard going on"
"My rear beard catches the little bits of shit"
by Dayturnal92 October 14, 2014
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Beard Slaw

The left over juices on your face after eating out a woman.
Man, Stacy got so wet last night while I was performing cunnilingus. I had beard slaw all over my face when i was finished!
by dartiki March 16, 2012
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Dribble Beard

A term that is derrived from "dribble on your beard", meaning litteraly that one has no controll over their salivating

1. Originally refers to a senile person

2. Common insult with no meaning such as Gay

3. Someone who is a complete Arse/Tit
1. My Grandad became a Dribble Beard so we had to but him in a home

2. Oi, why'd you spill my drink you dribble beard!?

3. See that boy, yeah, hes a right dribble beard
by Antony - D March 28, 2008
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beard baiting

"The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.
James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.
by all at sea October 22, 2020
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bearded papa

tre bearded papa mmmmmmm
by HotBeardedPapa May 13, 2015
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