White Chromosomes

there was an alien dimension, our astrosmers met them on a planet called smerstation, they were wearing turbans but when we came into contact with the smeralienese people they said they were head beanies now dont mistake them as they had white chromozone layers

Your white Chromosomes are holding you back

by smrsarenazis March 10, 2017

White and buttered

A person who is very white, rich and is very toxic

Look at that Kyle with his Lamborghini coming into school, he is so white and buttered

by Gheeson smith September 28, 2019

white diving

The act of snorting cocaine through a pool noodle.

Dude, the only way to give a best-man's speech is in a mankini and top hat after you've been white diving!

by The swaigman of pure swickness June 22, 2014

White trap

A conversational trap designed to make a white person sputter into a caucasional meltdown or inadvertent racism

“I’ll trade you a nigga pass for a cracker pass”
“Absolutely!”
Thats a White Trap

by YungYeeter February 11, 2020

White Shaming

When minorities rag on white people for being outside the loop or cringe because of their whiteness. This can be done to white homies to bust their balls, or to entitled white trash to show them their place. White shaming becomes less fun when white people fo it to themselves.

Minority homie “aye white homie, i bet your ancestors owned slaves didn’t they”
White homie “ahhh, i get it, your white shaming me”

White lady: *prounces literally any word in spanish and gets it wrong

White lady “oooh! I’m so white!”

by Mahalo7 January 7, 2021

White Carlton

Inspired by the legendary dance created by character Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, a White Carlton is the act of flailing one's arms to the left and right in coordination with one's thrusts as he nears completion while receiving oral sex. The move is ultimately completed when, upon ejaculation, the male pulls out and spins around 360 degrees simultaneously clubbing his partner's face and spewing ejaculate across it, thus finishing the dance.

Person 1: How was your night man?
Person2: Fucking insane bro. I gave this ho a White Carlton, and it knocked her out cold. It reminded me that Fresh Prince was on Nick at Night so I watched that until she woke up.

by Plague_Nighthawk August 8, 2016

white mafia

The rich, popular, (mostly) white kids that run the school. There are multiple sectors: the usually sober and the usually not sober.

The white mafia is throwing a rager this weekend, wanna come?

by organicm April 21, 2020