Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

Wet Wilbert

Fingering a girl and then giving her a wet willy using the wetness from her own vagina.

my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Wilbert.

by EazyBreazy May 7, 2011

wet snowball

During intercourse, when a male ejaculates into his hand then throws it into his partner’s face

“How did your date with Cindy go last night?”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball”

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018

Wet Squall

The act of projecting diarhea on someone's face.

If he doesn't stop pissing me off, I'm gonna wet squall him.

by KingChode December 10, 2009

wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear

holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!

by mark mcellian November 22, 2011

wet ned

Whilst in the act of fellatio, a wet Ned is accomplished at the time of orgasm when the Pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one's partner. If performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting jiz bubble is known colloquially as a Wet Ned.

Whilst banging Shakira she blew a Wet Ned like old faithful.

by Lil pierre November 27, 2015

Boobie Wets

When a lady puts on a shirt over a wet bathing suit top, and the water soaked through. Boobie Wets.

Amber is on first date at the beach, and she’s enjoying swimming with her man. Back up on the beach for lunch, she throws on a T-shirt. Amber gets boobie wets. How embarrassing!

by Boom Boom Bastic Baby August 10, 2020