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Lauren’s Web

When a girl named Lauren talks you into sex and now you’re a part of her “web”
Bro. Lauren had a whole speech n talked me into her web. I got caught in Lauren’s web bro!!
by ThatDude-Guy June 15, 2023
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Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.
Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"
by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024
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Weeb web

Weeb web😂
by Nonweeb August 1, 2024
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Charlotte’s Web

When you queef after a creampie and it shoots out like a spiders web.
She queefed after I creampied her, call that a Charlotte’s Web
by PShadowz February 25, 2023
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Unfound Web

A website on the internet that reamains obscure and unknown to most, and has never had any large form of fanbase or many regular visitors.
"Wow, this seems like an Unfound website, It must be pretty obscure"
by AVeryNiceGuy May 29, 2025
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Unfound web

A website on the internet that reamains obscure and unknown to most, and has never had any large form of fanbase or many regular visitors.
"Wow, this seems like an Unfound website, It must be pretty obscure"
by AVeryNiceGuy May 29, 2025
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Dark Web

The dark web is a part of the internet hidden to browsers like chrome and firefox, and need the onion browser to reach. (URLS have the site name, a string of letters, and a .onion domain)
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.

Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.

On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs

Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.

While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.

Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.

The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow

Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.

Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.

Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.

People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
Person 1: "I sent a dark web hitman to get your ass"
Person 2: "You got scammed, retard"
by Lovegrief June 13, 2025
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