An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.
Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.
by BlackOut February 07, 2012
A man web is an urban term referencing a man's anus. It is said to have originated during the gay club boom of the 1980's. The term references the spider-like appearance of the wrinkles surrounding the anus.
by Manweblover September 18, 2017
The creation of a complex and multilayered story that has been fabricated purely to get out of an activity or spending time with someone.
I'm totally webbing my girlfriend tonight, she thinks I'm taking a flight to Micronesia to feed Ugandan refugees with funding that was raised from America's top 10 highest paid flight attendants, when I'm really going to the pub with my mates.
by WebMaster March 05, 2015
Seeing Madame Web and jacking off while watching, then finishing onto other members of the theatre. Eventually the theatre becomes covered in a thick, interconnected "Web".
Holy smokes! We're Webbing!
by SHADYHIPSTER February 13, 2024
Like regular bling but of web sites, web bling is flashy show off graphics and animation valuing bling excessive flash over substance.
Wow the web bling of that site is so cool, too bad they don't have any details that back up their claims, some actual function to the site would be nice too.
by pwvl April 16, 2011
Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
by Lolbrono January 17, 2023
by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014