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Sword Wax

1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse

2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)
"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."
by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009
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waxing the hull

When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.
Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.
by Dan Staples June 22, 2017
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wax(ing) lips

Mary and and I are wax(ing) lips beneath the old evergreen right now.
by Mr. Wicked December 2, 2016
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Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.
"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"
by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018
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Waxing my Bat

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first
by Sintelliner August 17, 2021
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Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax
Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.
by Njpfunny December 9, 2024
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Without Wax

Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:

Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.

Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.

Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?

Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.

Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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