Awful waffle

When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.

Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

waffle crapper

A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.

That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.

by machine119 November 22, 2004

waffle crisp

Really good when you're high like I am right now.

"DoOd MuNcHiEZz GiMmIe SoMe WaFfLe CrIsp!!!"

by smoore January 6, 2005

CuntyMagTwat Waffle

The worst insult you may give a woman. She will seem modest due to the waffle portion, but the word-combo at the beginning of the phrase sets off all modesty.

Well Sunshine, aren't you just a f*cking CuntyMagTwat Waffle today!?

by TOlay June 19, 2010

Salty Waffle

Having a girl smile before cumming and then cumming on her teeth so it fills in the gaps....similar to pouring batter in a waffle maker

I gave my girlfriend a salty waffle

by T_Hop December 2, 2010

twat waffle

a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.

Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.

by diabloceto July 23, 2007

twat waffle

1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.

President Bush is such a twat waffle.

by Priscilla December 13, 2004