Ulpic

Ultra+epic

Beyond epic.

There have been three ulpic events in history:

The beginning of the universe (if there was one)
The origin of life on Earth (depending on the statistics of this happening on other planets, I will remove it from this definition).
The extinction of the dinosaurs (Okay, make that semi-ulpic)

Actually, remove the last one. There has been only two ulpic events that we know of and that may eventually get reduced to one.

P.S.: If anyone (other than me) uses the word ulpic to describe an event in his/her life or a band/musician (especially Justin fucking Bieber), I will shove a metaphorical girder up his/her ass.

Ex: The origin of the universe was ulpic. Using that word for anything else (unless you are me) makes you a douche bag.

by Pailcranium October 31, 2011

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

When you are more than besties and will always be there for each other. You laugh at each others super lame jokes all the time! Ultimate Super awesome mega besties usually don't know how they became friends, they just upgraded from stranger to Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

John: We are friends right?
Lisa: Of course! no im wrong
John: So we arent friends?
Lisa: No I meant we were Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

by Labi June 18, 2013

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie

More than best friends

John: I love you so much Lisa, we are Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie!
Lisa: I love you too John

by Labi June 18, 2013

Ultravine

First ever official music video made completely on Vine for Ultra Music artist DANK, using the hashtag #ultravine. Curated by Astronauts Wanted, No Experience Necessary, a weird group that makes unknown artistic talent famous through social media.

You did you catch that sick magic vine KalaniBallFree did?

Yeah, I think it was part of Astronauts Wanted's #ultravine.

by AccidentalGenius January 23, 2014

ULPS

Undercover Lazy Person Syndrome

I think I have ULPS.

An otherwise extremely energetic, productive person in front of others, who stays in bed all day as often as they can, relishing in it and doesn't tell anyone.

by Lloydisms June 18, 2014

Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.

I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015

ultra slet

An ultra slet is a annoying slut. but way more a slut than a normal slut

She is a ultra slet.
Luuk is a giant ultra slet

by Jesus your m8 January 25, 2016