Saussi Tonic

A cocktail made of sausage water and tonic water, for all ages.

Waiter: And what will you have for drinks?
Dad: We'll all have some Saussi Tonics, even the children.

by JDRO June 30, 2020

gin&tonicking

the need for relaxation after being stung by a bee

I got stung by a bee, I need to gin&tonicking right now!

by wormie mcsquirmy September 12, 2020

gin&tonicking

A sudden urge to relax

I got stung by a bee, I need to gin&tonicking right now!

by wormie mcsquirmy September 12, 2020

root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid

Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!

by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020

the toni

Where you inject a horse penis into the mouth of a young child.

I just did the toni to that bitch

by Lover262 November 7, 2020

Trippy Toni

Trippy Toni is a monster that hides under the beds of all those who oppose him. They say if you say his name into a mirror 3 Times, he will appear and jugg your weed and have intercourse with your underage sister. A demon or legend? You decide.

Hey is that Trippy Toni beating that country niqqas ass?

by Bamden2040 December 16, 2020

Ja-Tonia

Realest shorty you’ll ever meet. True ride or die.

Everybody needs a Ja-Tonia.

by ThickThickThickChick June 8, 2021