Turtle Touch

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.

Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.

by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010

spitting turtle

when you titty fuck a girl and just as you are about to cum you push all the way through her boobs, thus forming a turtle head and then cum in her face

Pat: what did you do last night?
Dave: I gave your mom a spitting turtle

by Swis/ shitty December 9, 2008

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

ass turtle

Someone who continues to act like a retard after being told to shut up and drop it many times.

Its over why do you keep bringing it up you ass turtle?

by IrishFairyGirl January 19, 2003

turtle time

The result of drinking syrup or "lean", a form of liquid codeine known as Promethazine which makes the user feel a slower perception of time/reality. Can also be applied to smoking marijuana.

No fast talk, I be on that syrup, I'm on that turtle time- lil wayne

by all day dre November 7, 2007

Turtle

Almost the Riffin, but not quite.

"Your'e not Riffin, but yehr Turtle"

by Riffin October 3, 2003

turtle rooter

A term to describe a bodyboarder.

That turtle rooter got some sick air off the back of that bombie.

by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006