In my visit to instanbul, I discovered that everyone has an amazing butt. I’m calling everyone who has a nice butt, a Turkish butt
by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021
Get the turkish buttmug. Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."
Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.
Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
by sparklingdark December 17, 2016
Get the Turkish Maintenancemug. A character from the "Tik Tok Rizz Party" who dances in the right side of the screen, and is easily characterized by his large nose, short black hair, dark eyes, and black outfit.
by The Meme Teacher May 31, 2024
Get the Turkish Quandale Dinglemug. When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017
Get the turkish frecklesmug. When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.
P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023
Get the Turkish Sparkleshowmug. When a guy (let's name him Bob) is doing anal on another guy (let's name him Garry) and Bob reaches around and jerks Garry off.
by EleyYeetus August 28, 2019
Get the Turkish Reach-Aroundmug. A sexual act where the man and woman engaging in intercourse start doing cartwheels while the penis is inserted in the vagina
by Andreiguodala June 7, 2023
Get the turkish cartwheelmug.