tpf

Tool Poser Fag

You're a tpf.

by the mysterious mannna March 20, 2010

tps report

Toilet Paper Sheet reports.

As in : What your boss does with TPS reports.

by el_picardo February 27, 2004

TPNG

Basically.
A group of hypocritical assholes who pretends too save "innocent people" by releasing personal info and telling people pathetic comebacks like "kys"
They look down on people for doing certain things, yet when they do it, its perfectly justified and done for a good cause

"Haha, this girl is 12, how is she on the internet??"
-TPNG Member

"Dude, you're 11......."

by Jackatoo June 11, 2016

TPP

Tight Pussy Project. It is an association of members that are all about getting the tight pussies. When any member of the TPP hooks up or participates in sexual interaction with a TP, the entire organization feasts in celebration.

My good friend Paul hit up a really tight TP the other night, so i believe a great feast is of order with the TPP in celebration of his wonderful achievement.

by TP Master October 13, 2009

TPAD

An acronym that stands for 'take pills and drown'. Created partially due to the Anandtech Mod that censored any use of the acronym 'DIAF' (die in a fire)

If she's not going to give it up, just tell that crazy bitch to TPAD.

by ZCM September 13, 2005

TPG

Thrushed Pussy Gorilla

-1.'Man...my Internets down again, fucking TPG'
-2.'Whats wrong with my router?.. TPG lol'
-3.'I was just attacked by a TPG'
-4.'I would rather fuck a TPG than stay on hold with this one'

by m3xical February 25, 2009

Tpose

Vb. To show a sign of welcoming, hatred, love, care, and hostility in a position that looks like a T.

Nn. The actual position of being a T.

Vb. Y’all mind If I tpose?

Nn. Y’all mind if I hit that mf TPOSE?

by Tpose June 5, 2018